F1105 |
Remember what day it was yesterday? |
M1106 |
Yeah. |
F1105 |
What day? |
M1106 |
Thursday. |
F1105 |
Thursday! [laughs] No, tomorrow is Thursday.
Yesterday was Tuesday. |
M1106 |
Right. Now it's gone off.
[inaudible] |
F1105 |
Pop it through in the bin for me, please.
Throu-. Oh, there's a bin there, look!
//In the bin.// |
M1106 |
//[laugh]// |
F1105 |
Where does the paper go? |
M1106 |
In the bin. |
F1105 |
Right, clever loon. Ain't ye? |
M1106 |
Three blind mice.
//Three.// |
F1105 |
//Three blind mice.//
See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
who chopped off their tail with a |
M1106 |
Carving knife.
//Blind mice.// |
F1105 |
//Three blind mice.//
Right. |
M1106 |
Three blind mice.
//Mum, three blind mice again.// |
F1105 |
//Mmhm.//
Three
//blind mice, see how they run.// |
M1106 |
//Blind mice.[humming]//
//[laugh]// |
F1105 |
//They all ran after the farmer's wife,//
//Who chopped off their tails with a carving knife.// |
M1106 |
//Carving knife.// |
F1105 |
Or something like that. I'm nae sure if that's the right words. Where's your nursery rhyme book?
//See if it's in the kitchen.// |
M1106 |
//Got it!// |
F1105 |
See if your nursery rhyme book's through in the kitchen.
Cause Mum forgets aa the nursery rhymes. |
M1106 |
Mm. [exhale] [inaudible], will you sing the arrow song? |
F1105 |
The arrow song? |
M1106 |
Mmhm. |
F1105 |
Oh, is that the one with the bunnies? |
M1106 |
No. |
F1105 |
Which, you s-, you start singing. |
M1106 |
The bow and arrow ones. |
F1105 |
The bow and arrow song?
I don't know the bow and arrow. I thought you
meant the one, little rabbit
//in the [inaudible] [singing]// |
M1106 |
//I I know this one, bow and arrow one.// |
F1105 |
by the window stood.
Let me hear you singing. |
M1106 |
Twinkle, twinkle. |
F1105 |
Aye, that's a nice ain.
//[inaudible]// |
M1106 |
//I don't like twinkle.// |
F1105 |
Okay, what about oats and beans and barley
//grow?// |
M1106 |
//No!//
Watch this. |
F1105 |
Erm, what other ones?
//[inaudible]// |
M1106 |
//Mum, this is.//
//[bark]// |
F1105 |
//[inaudible]// |
M1106 |
What a quick one.
That one, one, oh, I need lot.
//[inaudible]// |
F1105 |
//Very good. Take off your slippers for me, please.// |
M1106 |
Mam, this one for you. |
F1105 |
Thank you. |
M1106 |
It's a, it's a, it's a round table with a, with two squares and |
F1105 |
Yes there is squares in it, but there's more than two.
//There's lots of squares on it.// |
M1106 |
//Er.//
Yeah. |
F1105 |
Mmhm, it's a coaster.
//That's for// |
M1106 |
//Is that a coaster?// |
F1105 |
keeping your table from being marked when you put down a hot cup.
So it doesn't leave a mark on your table.
So when someone's having a cup of tea, you put that down on the table,
and then the person will put the cup, their cup onto the mat.
//And your table doesn't, that's it.// |
M1106 |
//Look! There's your mark.// |
F1105 |
What, what shape is it? |
M1106 |
It's round. |
F1105 |
A round mat. |
M1106 |
And this one's round too.
This stops this table.
And that's also round too. |
F1105 |
That table's round too.
//What's, what shape is this table?// |
M1106 |
//And that's round too.//
A r- rectangle. |
F1105 |
That's right. You're so clever. |
M1106 |
And this one's a rectangle too.
//My one!// |
F1105 |
//That's i-, that's right.//
Clever you are! |
M1106 |
Uh-huh.
//[exhale]// |
F1105 |
//[kiss]//
//[inaudible]// |
M1106 |
//To wait, to wait.//
Mam, where's the light go on? |
F1105 |
Well it should go on.
Try the, taking out the shapes, out of the car. |
M1106 |
It's nae a square. |
F1105 |
You need to put up the boot.
Up the lid. |
M1106 |
[inhale] [exhale]
Mum wait.
//[noise from a toy]// |
F1105 |
//[inaudible]// |
M1106 |
No
//luck.// |
F1105 |
//That was your//
toy for your first Christmas party. |
M1106 |
Was it? |
F1105 |
Aye, that's why I took it down for [CENSORED: forename] when [CENSORED: forename] was in today.
//That was what you-, Santa gave you for your Christmas party.// |
M1106 |
//Mum, do you//
you, you, you wa-, you wave the this shapes.
Theirselves, sticking
//some.// |
F1105 |
//Fitt you daein? Switched it off?// |
M1106 |
[noise from toy] Look!
//Mum!// |
F1105 |
//It's not working very weel, is it?//
Now, on your jammies and come on we'll get changed. |
M1106 |
A square is missing, is it?
If you put a s-, if you put that circle in again.
[noise from toy] |
F1105 |
Oh dear. [inaudible]
It's alright, it fell off. |
M1106 |
[noise from toy] [exhale]
Mum! |
F1105 |
Fitt? |
M1106 |
Mum.
I think I dinna want a poop.
//No!// |
F1105 |
//You want to poop? Come on then.//
Poop in the toilet. |
M1106 |
No! |
F1105 |
Through you go, I'll come through with you. |
M1106 |
I don't want a poop. |
F1105 |
Aye, I'll come through with ye. |
M1106 |
I don't want tae. |
F1105 |
Well, dinna poop your pants. |
M1106 |
Mum, you have, you have to poop. Mm.
[noise from toy] [exhale] [inaudible]
Could be a circle.
[?]Put it in[/?].
//Who is it?// |
F1105 |
//And I'll change your jammies.//
//On with your jammies and then you can play with the toys.// |
M1106 |
//[child noises]//
Mum, no! |
F1105 |
Well, we need to get your [inaudible] the night. |
M1106 |
Mic-. |
F1105 |
Put the microphones there so they can still hear us.
Right. Slip off your slippers! |
M1106 |
[noise from toy] |
F1105 |
And your socks.
Poo! What's that I smell? |
M1106 |
Poop! |
F1105 |
No.
[laugh]
Is it ch-? |
M1106 |
Cheesy. |
F1105 |
I smell ch-.
Poo!
//[laugh]// |
M1106 |
//Cheesy feet.// |
F1105 |
Stand up then. |
M1106 |
[noise from toy] Right. [noise from toy] |
F1105 |
Stand up then.
Stand up! |
M1106 |
Mum, it's a [?]shoot[/?] car. |
F1105 |
Stand up tall!
//Tall!// |
M1106 |
//Mum, it's a [?]shoot[/?] car.// |
F1105 |
Tall as the Eiffel Tower!
Let's see you being as tall. |
M1106 |
[noise from toy] |
F1105 |
Okay, switch that off now. |
M1106 |
[noise from toy] [exhale] |
F1105 |
Okay. Stand up as tall as the Bin Hill.
Let's see you being as tall as the Bin Hill.
//Up high, as the Bin Hills, up high. [laugh]// |
M1106 |
//[laugh]// |
F1105 |
Up tall, let's see you being like tall. Oh, where's his arms?
[laugh]
On your jammies. |
M1106 |
[scream] |
F1105 |
Now, you've to poop in the? |
M1106 |
Toilet. |
F1105 |
Because if you dinna |
M1106 |
[raspberry] |
F1105 |
what will I do?
Will I put on na-? |
M1106 |
Nappies. [laugh] |
F1105 |
You dinna want nappies on, do you? [laugh]
//No.// |
M1106 |
//[throat]//
//[throat]// |
F1105 |
//Come here, come here.// |
M1106 |
[noise from toy] |
F1105 |
Now, all that clothes will need the wash. |
M1106 |
[noise from toy] |
F1105 |
I'll leave out a pair, spare pair of pyjamas in case,
for [CENSORED: forename]. Only in case, and will you show [CENSORED: forename] where the baby wipes are? |
M1106 |
Yeah. |
F1105 |
Will ye?
Fine.
Right, come here then, and I'll put on your |
M1106 |
Mum, this. I put these in.
Them, lost them.
Come on then! |
F1105 |
Need to put up a lid again,
//or all the shapes will fall out.// |
M1106 |
//No!//
No, I want, I wantin it open,
so so the shape [inaudible],
the shapes all come out. |
F1105 |
Oh I see. |
M1106 |
I wanted it to be
//[inaudible].// |
F1105 |
//Ah, you wanted to do that?//
That's what, what you wanted to do. |
M1106 |
[inaudible] |
F1105 |
Come on, in your pjs. |
M1106 |
[inaudible] |
F1105 |
Look, they're nice and warm!
Quick before they cool down!
Right, I'm going to count to three.
One!
That's a good boy. |
M1106 |
[exhale] |
F1105 |
Pop in. |
M1106 |
Put them in.
[inaudible] |
F1105 |
That's right.
And your trousers.
Sit doon on Mam's knee.
Down on Mam's knee. |
M1106 |
[child noises] |
F1105 |
And again.
//What foot's that? Or what leg's that?// |
M1106 |
//[inaudible]//
Left. |
F1105 |
Left.
And what leg's this one? |
M1106 |
Right! |
F1105 |
Right!
Correct!
//You manage to stand up again?// |
M1106 |
//Whoosh!// |
F1105 |
Up he comes! |
M1106 |
Square.
Three blind mice. |
F1105 |
Three blind mice.
//On your slippers.// |
M1106 |
//[inaudible]// |
F1105 |
On your slippers, see.
Again. We'll need to cut your toenails.
Let's see your toenails. |
M1106 |
No. |
F1105 |
Look, let's see. Oh oh no, now [CENSORED: forename] that's coming off my furniture, that's a wee bit too rough. |