| F1097 | 
[cough] | 
| M1098 | 
That's a beastie. | 
| F1097 | 
Far? | 
| M1098 | 
Here. | 
| F1097 | 
Let me see. | 
| M1098 | 
Look. | 
| F1097 | 
It's nae, it's just itchy, is it? | 
| M1098 | 
Take it out o there. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye. | 
| M1098 | 
Spider up my bedroom. | 
| F1097 | 
Is there a spider in your
//bedroom?// | 
| M1098 | 
//Aye.//
You'll hae to hoover it up. | 
| F1097 | 
'I'll hoover it up efter then.
Is it a big ain? | 
| M1098 | 
[?]A wee[/?]. | 
| F1097 | 
Is it away? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye. | 
| M1098 | 
[child noise] | 
| F1097 | 
We'll hae to move the rug ower | 
| M1098 | 
So. | 
| F1097 | 
the flair. | 
| M1098 | 
I sit there. | 
| F1097 | 
You sit there, aye. | 
| M1098 | 
Dad! Look. | 
| F1097 | 
[exhale] Right. I'll sit here. [cough]
[?]What's this lorry, it goes into a mannie[/?], does it? | 
| M1098 | 
No. Not. | 
| F1097 | 
You nae like it in the mannie. | 
| M1098 | 
Got wings. | 
| F1097 | 
Has it got wings? | 
| M1098 | 
Look. | 
| F1097 | 
Oh, so it has.
They're big ains that. Does it fly? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. [makes aeroplane noise] | 
| F1097 | 
Is it an aeroplane lorry? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye! | 
| F1097 | 
Oh well. So did you enjoy your stay in the hospital yesterday? | 
| M1098 | 
No. | 
| F1097 | 
No?
Would you like to go back? | 
| M1098 | 
No. | 
| F1097 | 
No.
Did you like your doctor? | 
| M1098 | 
No. | 
| F1097 | 
No, he was silly, wasn't he? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
What did he say to you? | 
| M1098 | 
Nothing. | 
| F1097 | 
He did.
What did he say to you? | 
| M1098 | 
Look at mess. | 
| F1097 | 
So there is. | 
| M1098 | 
Hae to clean up. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye. | 
| M1098 | 
[sneeze]
Is that my towel? | 
| F1097 | 
Aye, that's your towel. Want a shot of the Playstation then?
Eh? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Want a shot on the racing car? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. Please.
You put. | 
| F1097 | 
You put your towel through to the kitchen. | 
| M1098 | 
I did clean up. | 
| F1097 | 
Okay, stand up a minutie.
[inaudible]
Wait, wait.
Right, you put your towel back through to the kitchen. I'll get Playstation and hook it up.
//You want the racing car?// | 
| M1098 | 
//[cough]//
Aye.
Fast. Up here.
Oh wow! That's a Christmas tree. | 
| F1097 | 
Yeah. | 
| M1098 | 
That's a Christmas tree. | 
| F1097 | 
That's a Christmas tree. | 
| M1098 | 
That's it. | 
| F1097 | 
Eh? | 
| M1098 | 
That cranie.
There's a mannie on it. | 
| F1097 | 
Is there a mannie on it? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye.
Look. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye.
Right. | 
| M1098 | 
Put it on.
//No, maybe, [CENSORED: forename], [CENSORED: forename], [CENSORED: forename].// | 
| F1097 | 
//Right. Sit doon then. Sit doon there.//
And dinna touch the control pad till Mum gets the thingy on, okay?
No, leave it for Mum.
Just hold it. Dinna touch the buttons then.
Right.
Okay. [cough] | 
| M1098 | 
 wow! | 
| F1097 | 
There's the volume on the bottom. | 
| M1098 | 
You press that. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye, but Mum's okay to press it. So I'll go into the game.
//But if you// | 
| M1098 | 
//Tha-.// | 
| F1097 | 
press it. You press it, and all you see then, aathing goes all wonky. | 
| M1098 | 
That yi- that one brakes. That yin brakes.
[?]Where's[/?] the Focus?
D- that's my ain. | 
| F1097 | 
Hm? | 
| M1098 | 
Don't press mine ain. | 
| F1097 | 
I'm nae pressing your ain. | 
| M1098 | 
No.
I telt you. | 
| F1097 | 
Oh you telt me, did you? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye.
Press your ain.
Oh here's the Focus.
Here your car. Here my car. | 
| F1097 | 
Your the Focus on the bottom. Right? Come on then.
//Remember,// | 
| M1098 | 
//Down the bottom.// | 
| F1097 | 
that's your accelerator, and left and right.
Ready, steady,
//go!// | 
| M1098 | 
//Go!// | 
| F1097 | 
Remember, steer left and right. Oh, Mum's crashed already. [laugh]
So have you.
Right, you're gaun the wrong way. Turn your car around, you're gaun the wrong way. | 
| M1098 | 
I'm not.
I see. | 
| F1097 | 
Oh, [laugh] Mum's crashed. | 
| M1098 | 
Is that my car? | 
| F1097 | 
Aye, you've crashed and all. There you go there, look.
//Right.// | 
| M1098 | 
//Oh.// | 
| F1097 | 
You'll hae to press that button and your accelerator.
Reverse. | 
| M1098 | 
That's it. | 
| F1097 | 
Right.
Press that ain and your accelerator. The big cross, no the big cross. | 
| M1098 | 
 aye. | 
| F1097 | 
That ain.
Right, go! | 
| M1098 | 
Go!
Oh!
Oh, [inaudible].
Oh. | 
| F1097 | 
You're gaun the wrong way again. Wait a minute, I'll get you sorted. | 
| M1098 | 
Your, your car nae work. | 
| F1097 | 
[inaudible] I dinna ken farr yer at [CENSORED: forename]. Right.
Wait till I see. | 
| M1098 | 
I see. | 
| F1097 | 
I'll just get you by this bittie then, will I? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye.
That's it. Hooray! | 
| F1097 | 
There's Mummy there. Look, see the red car. | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Mum's crashed, see.
Right. | 
| M1098 | 
Crashing out [?]folk[/?]. | 
| F1097 | 
Right, there you go.
Press. That's your accelerator. | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Left and right and straight on. Okey dokey?
Right, go! | 
| M1098 | 
Go! | 
| F1097 | 
You're in reverse. No, no, no, no, woah, woah, woah, woah!
Right, that way.
Press that ain. | 
| M1098 | 
Go!
Oh! I crashed anoo.
[inaudible] [inhale]
I'm a dodgy driver. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye, you're a dodgy driver! | 
| M1098 | 
Crashing again.
Oh dearie me.
Go!
Watch, I'm a dodgy driver. [laugh] | 
| F1097 | 
Aye, you're dodgy. | 
| M1098 | 
I'm gaun on the grass. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye. | 
| M1098 | 
Go! | 
| F1097 | 
Farr you at? Oh!
Mum's crashed.
Oh I seen you noo. You're gaun the wrong way, you're reversing.
You're supposed to go forward, press your accelerator button. | 
| M1098 | 
That's it. | 
| F1097 | 
That's it.
Oh you crashed. | 
| M1098 | 
Hae to get oot of road. | 
| F1097 | 
Are you stuck? Do you want Mum to help you? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye, help me. Look. | 
| F1097 | 
[cough] | 
| M1098 | 
Oh your ain's stuck. | 
| F1097 | 
There you go there, look. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh aye.
Give me a go. Gie us mine. | 
| F1097 | 
Right. Steer left!
Oh me, you're roond the wrong way.
No, no, no, no.
Right, right. Accelerate.
Then reverse [inaudible]. Let go of your accelerator. | 
| M1098 | 
He get out of the road.
That me. | 
| F1097 | 
Right, there you go.
Woah woah woah woah! | 
| M1098 | 
Oh I'm going to crash in the tree. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye. I canna see you. | 
| M1098 | 
I canna see myself.
Oh that's my car there.
See me? | 
| F1097 | 
Right, there you go. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh no, the [child noise]. | 
| F1097 | 
Right, reverse.
Accelerate. | 
| M1098 | 
I canna see myself. | 
| F1097 | 
Accelerate. Wrong button, that's reverse. Accelerate's the big cross.
No, that ain. | 
| M1098 | 
[exhale]
Oh you're stuck. I canna see myself. | 
| F1097 | 
There you go. | 
| M1098 | 
Thanks.
Oh God!
Dearie me. | 
| F1097 | 
You've crashed again? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye.
Oh jeepers.
Oh my jeepers creepers. | 
| F1097 | 
Do you need help? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
You stuck? | 
| M1098 | 
You get me out of there.
Hae to get me out of the grass. Canna see myself.
Canna see myself.
I've gone.
Oh my car there.
My [inaudible] in there. | 
| F1097 | 
Oh, the wrong way. | 
| M1098 | 
I goin the wrong way.
You are goin the wrong way, Mum.
Look, you goin the wrong way. | 
| F1097 | 
Nay, I'm going the right way noo. I didna [inaudible]. I'll get you out the trees then.
Okay? Will that be a better idea for you? | 
| M1098 | 
[inhale] Crashed in the sign! | 
| F1097 | 
Aye. | 
| M1098 | 
I ken. | 
| F1097 | 
Oh! Crashed into the trees, never mind the signs. | 
| M1098 | 
That's me. | 
| F1097 | 
No, I'll get you oot the trees. | 
| M1098 | 
[inaudible] | 
| F1097 | 
Right there you go. You're out the trees now. There you go. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh thanks.
//Oh crashed in the fence.// | 
| F1097 | 
//[cough]//
You're awa the wrong way. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh God, dearie me!
[inaudible] driver.
God, this is me.
Look at me. | 
| F1097 | 
I see you.
You keep goin the wrong way I notice. | 
| M1098 | 
I hate turning.
Hate turning th- my brakes. | 
| F1097 | 
Oh, look at Mum's car.
//Look at that!// | 
| M1098 | 
//Oh dearie me!//
You're bashed! | 
| F1097 | 
In the ditch. | 
| M1098 | 
Ditch.
You're in the trees I think.
I canna see myself.
Oh, I'm lost.
I canna see myself. | 
| F1097 | 
Wait till I see farr you're at. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh here my go.
[?]Who's he got that off?[/?] | 
| F1097 | 
No, leave that on.
Just wait a minute. [cough] I dinna ken whit way you're gaun. | 
| M1098 | 
Just clip that Mum, out my ears. | 
| F1097 | 
Oh, woah woah woah, mine's crashing.
Now wait a minute.
[cough]
Right, here we go.
I've gotten you sorted noo. | 
| M1098 | 
That's the pink ain.
Give my car!
Slow down, slow down! | 
| F1097 | 
There you go, there's your car. | 
| M1098 | 
Go! Dearie me!
[?]Look at[/?], we're here. | 
| F1097 | 
You're gaun the wrong way. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh God! | 
| F1097 | 
You need to turn your car. | 
| M1098 | 
I want the pink ain.
I'm a [?]crasher[/?]. I'm a [?]crasher[/?].
You don't press that ain.
You don't press a-. | 
| F1097 | 
Are you stuck? [cough] | 
| M1098 | 
Nope.
Are you stuck
//now?// | 
| F1097 | 
//You're awful//
stuck in the bushes. Here and I'll help you. | 
| M1098 | 
Not me.
In the grass again!
Want to take it off. | 
| F1097 | 
No, no, keep it on. | 
| M1098 | 
Too warm! | 
| F1097 | 
No, it's nae. | 
| M1098 | 
It is! | 
| F1097 | 
[CENSORED: forename]. Look, there you go, you're gaun the right way noo. Look, look! | 
| M1098 | 
[exhale] | 
| F1097 | 
There you go, see.
Are you wanting your car back?
There you go. | 
| M1098 | 
[exhale] | 
| F1097 | 
No [CENSORED: forename]. | 
| M1098 | 
[child noise] | 
| F1097 | 
Right, well you hae to pit a jumper on. | 
| M1098 | 
[child noises] | 
| F1097 | 
Do you want a t-shirt on? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye, I'll get ain. | 
| F1097 | 
There.
There's a t-shirt up there for you. Go and get that ain. | 
| M1098 | 
No! | 
| F1097 | 
No! [CENSORED: forename]!
Go and get than ain up there!
[CENSORED: forename], go and get that one up there.
There's nae t-shirts up the stairs. There's that ain there. Now hurry up.
Look! | 
| M1098 | 
Want another ain.
That's a foul ain. | 
| F1097 | 
It's nae. It is clean.
Look, you're gaun awa to your bed anyway. I want to get a wash and a bed.
[CENSORED: forename]. | 
| M1098 | 
No! | 
| F1097 | 
Well, hurry up then. | 
| M1098 | 
It stank, it's bad.
[CENSORED: forename]!
[CENSORED: forename].
[long pause when child is out of the room] | 
| F1097 | 
Hurry up [CENSORED: forename]! | 
| M1098 | 
I got ain! | 
| F1097 | 
Come on then. | 
| M1098 | 
[CENSORED: third speaker in background] | 
| F1097 | 
[cough] | 
| M1098 | 
Here.
//Here. Here.// | 
| F1097 | 
//Right, come here.//
Come here, hurry up! | 
| M1098 | 
I nae w-.
I nae want that! | 
| F1097 | 
No. Look, come here. | 
| M1098 | 
Please, no!
//No!// | 
| F1097 | 
//It maks your car go faster.// | 
| M1098 | 
Please, no!
I nae want it. | 
| F1097 | 
Well, I'll put it on Daisy will I? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye.
Put it on Daisy. | 
| F1097 | 
Right, come on play with your cars. Now look, your car's stuck. | 
| M1098 | 
I nae w- I nae want that! | 
| F1097 | 
I'm nae gaun to pit it on you right, come on then. | 
| M1098 | 
Put on it Daisy. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye. | 
| M1098 | 
That's it. | 
| F1097 | 
Right, come on then.
We'll leave it on there. Right, just sit down there.
We'll play with your cars.
No, sit here! | 
| M1098 | 
I sit here! | 
| F1097 | 
Right, [cough] here's your cars then. | 
| M1098 | 
Right, thanks. | 
| F1097 | 
[inaudible] car's stuck.
Okay?
//[CENSORED: forename] go put that in that box again there, please.// | 
| M1098 | 
//[inaudible]// | 
| F1097 | 
[cough]
Right, you ready? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Alright, do you want me to unstick you? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye! | 
| F1097 | 
Er reverse. | 
| M1098 | 
Yes!
Thanks Mum, [?]finished[/?] Ma, please.
Thanks Mum. | 
| F1097 | 
Right, there you go.
You're crashing in the trees again. [cough]
Are you managing okay? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye.
Oh no, oh no! | 
| F1097 | 
Do you want me to help you?
Will I help you? | 
| M1098 | 
[?]First ma,[/?] please
Oh your car finished.
That's my car, please.
Oh look at the state of your car! | 
| F1097 | 
vocallex desc="Oh" /> aye. | 
| M1098 | 
Mingin! | 
| F1097 | 
[laughs] Is is mingin? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye!
Finish mine ain please. | 
| F1097 | 
Finish your ain. | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Okay.
Right, [inaudible].
Look at the smoke comin oot of your car. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh aye. So is yours. | 
| F1097 | 
Yeah. | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
The faster you go, the more smoke comes oot! | 
| M1098 | 
Aye! | 
| F1097 | 
Right, you've got a burst radiator. | 
| M1098 | 
Aye!
Burst radiator. | 
| F1097 | 
You had a good car, [inaudible] it keeps pulling it to the left or the right. | 
| M1098 | 
Aye.
Oh, here my moon.
Here my moon again. | 
| F1097 | 
Oh dearie me. | 
| M1098 | 
[inhale] Here, I'm on again.
What day is it? Look, here my moon. | 
| F1097 | 
Oh your engine's cut oot. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh it's so annoyed.
Cut oot. | 
| F1097 | 
[cough]
[cough]
You dinna seem to hae steam coming oot your engine this time. | 
| M1098 | 
That nae steam.
Nae steam. | 
| F1097 | 
No.
//Oh,// | 
| M1098 | 
//Yes.// | 
| F1097 | 
there it goes, look, steam's started already. | 
| M1098 | 
Started already.
That's nae my Focus! | 
| F1097 | 
Aye. | 
| M1098 | 
I I ken.
Same as yours.
I ken.
//I ken that.// | 
| F1097 | 
//Aye.//
I bet your car's going to be all bashed and all thing by the time it gets to the finish. | 
| M1098 | 
Bashed. | 
| F1097 | 
Aye. | 
| M1098 | 
The engine, the
the the heat. | 
| F1097 | 
No, your engine's cut oot again. | 
| M1098 | 
Cut oot again.
Got to do my car.
What you doing with my car?
[child noises]
[humming]
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. | 
| F1097 | 
There you go, look. That's you finished. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Shall we see the state of your car?
[cough] Look at the steam coming out of it. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh aye, so it does. | 
| F1097 | 
Is it wrecked? | 
| M1098 | 
Nae tyre. Nae heat!
Nae heat! | 
| F1097 | 
Will we restart?
//[cough]// | 
| M1098 | 
//Want an-, want another car.// | 
| F1097 | 
You want another car? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye.
[exhale] | 
| F1097 | 
Right. What kind of car you wantin this time? | 
| M1098 | 
A black ain. | 
| F1097 | 
A black ain?
Wait till we see fitt we've got then. | 
| M1098 | 
A Corsa. | 
| F1097 | 
You want a Corsa? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye.
I want that ain. | 
| F1097 | 
You wanting that ain? | 
| M1098 | 
That's your ain.
I want that ain. | 
| F1097 | 
You wanting a Punto?
Right, so Mam will hae that ain. | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Right, okay. | 
| M1098 | 
I beat you! | 
| F1097 | 
You'll beat me, will you! | 
| M1098 | 
Aye, fast!
Beat you fast! | 
| F1097 | 
Right, so you're wanting that ain? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
And fitt's your name? | 
| M1098 | 
I don't know. | 
| F1097 | 
You do so.
What's your name? [CENSORED: forename]? | 
| M1098 | 
[CENSORED: forename] | 
| F1097 | 
Fitt's your name? | 
| M1098 | 
[CENSORED: forename]
[inaudible] | 
| F1097 | 
Oh we're in Australia. | 
| M1098 | 
Where your car? | 
| F1097 | 
[cough] | 
| M1098 | 
Where your car? | 
| F1097 | 
Right, wait till I see what's happened here. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh, [?]tried[/?]. | 
| F1097 | 
[cough] Right, there you go.
You need to wait till your thing com-, your car comes up. Dinna press buttons yet.
Got an itch. | 
| M1098 | 
Come on. Just leave it. | 
| F1097 | 
Okay.
We'll need tae wait till it loads.
Remember your car the last time. The state of it.
//It had nae tyres or nothing, had it?// | 
| M1098 | 
//Uh-huh.// | 
| F1097 | 
It's mangled.
Mmhm. | 
| M1098 | 
There mine, there's mine. | 
| F1097 | 
Right, I think this game, it's, you hae to wait. It's Mam first and then it's you.
Okay? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
So you watch Mam racing and you'll see all the corners.
So you'll ken farr the corners and that are when they come up. Okay? | 
| M1098 | 
[inhale]
I got itchy leg.
I got itchy leg. | 
| F1097 | 
Have you? Itch it then.
Am I gaun fast? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Nae crashed yet though. | 
| M1098 | 
Aye, you did! | 
| F1097 | 
Nae. Nae yet, I've nae.
I think this is the ain with all the, remember the bumps? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Woah! I nearly, nearly ran off the bridge. | 
| M1098 | 
Oh dearie me!
[inhale]
See your sparklers. | 
| F1097 | 
You can see my sparklers? | 
| M1098 | 
Aye. | 
| F1097 | 
Am I scraping alongside the bridge?
Making sparks. | 
| M1098 | 
See the corners.
[inaudible] | 
| F1097 | 
Woah! Here's your bumps, look!
[?]Tickly belly[/?] Woah! | 
| M1098 | 
You're jumping! | 
| F1097 | 
Oh me, I've crashed noo.
Oh dear!
What kind of state do you think my car's gaun tae be in? | 
| M1098 | 
Eh eh.
Sorry, sorry, me sorry. |